I though it might be funny to find some wedding inspired Fill in the Blanks. Here is what I found:
Please forgive me. I just bought a ring. I'm afraid to give it to you, because I know eventually you will die, which will break my heart.
I guess I don't receive mail from you - first my Hogwarts letter and now my invitation to the Royal wedding.
Sincerely, still waiting.
Please don't act so surprised when I hint at marriage and children. I'm 35 and we've been dating for six years. Time is running out!
Sincerely, tired of going to my friend's weddings and baby showers.
Please give me more than 24 hours notice if you want me to make it to your wedding.
Sincerely, You Are Ridiculous
Dear Obsessive Newly Engaged Women,
Please stop talking about your dress, flowers, location, honeymoon, decor, invitations, shoes, food, etc. I don't care and I'm only coming to your wedding for the free food.
Sincerely, Single and Loving It
What funny Fill in the Blanks would you make up? Wedding inspired or not?